I’m not sure which part I’m upset about more… 8/
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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This video needs more notes, NO ONE SKIP OVER THIS. If you have a big heart, you would stop, watch this video, and reblog.
BAWLING <3
THIS. THIS is actually worth watching. Not a sob story where she pities herself and is doing it for attention. With her positive attitude and outlook on life, she’s going places.
Oh my god. I can’t stop crying.this girl. her mom would be proud. <3
..reblogging this is worthy.. she’s a Life… i felt like crying too..SMILE coz u deserve it!
crying so much, what a beautiful girl, your mum will be so proud of you! <3 watch this xxx
Oh the tears. TT-TT
;A;
If You Were Born Today, February 21: You are generally very well-liked and inspiring to others. Others might not know just how sensitive you are, as your outward personality is easygoing. A tad moody, you frequently experience restlessness on an emotional level. Many of you possess literary talents and a fine sense of humor. You have a pragmatic and organized side to your personality that is distinct but not always immediately apparent. Famous people born today: Anais Nin, Erma Bombeck, Chuck Palahniuk, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Nina Simone.
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(…holy shit, why is this completely accurate to my life?)
If You Were Born Today, October 11: You are witty, fun to be around, and charming. Your sense of humor is well-developed, and you are a sports lover. Generally considered rather “lucky”, it’s really because of your enthusiasm and positive attitude that you seem to “get your way”. You respect others and are generally very courteous. Although you can stretch the truth quite effortlessly, most of the time you do so to try to keep the peace or to avoid hurting someone’s feelings. You are very amorous and you possess much personal charisma and understated charm. Famous people born today: Luke Perry, Eleanor Roosevelt, Sean Flanery, Joan Cusack, Darryl Hall.
(wonders if this is accurate???)
If You Were Born Today, May 23:
You are versatile, witty, creative, and full of spunk. You have a lot to teach but simply enjoy sharing your knowledge and ideas with others. People love your sense of humor and playfulness. At times you can be unreliable, simply because you have more ideas than you can put into action. Starting a new project is your forte. Famous people born today: Joan Collins, Jewel, Drew Carey, Margaret Fuller, Artie Shaw.
(Probably not. Still pretty neat to look at.)If You Were Born Today, March 30: You are outgoing and assertive, yet you are also very mindful of others, sensitive, thoughtful, and require time for yourself to recharge your emotional batteries often. While you enjoy a challenge, you don’t seek out making changes as readily as many Aries do. You are very protective of those you love, and you are an ardent, charming lover. Famous people born today: Vincent Van Gogh, Eric Clapton, Celine Dion, Warren Beatty, Norah Jones, Paul Reiser.
You are highly intelligent, although your viewpoints are not always understood and your thinking is often far ahead of its time. Easily bored and quickly distracted, you can be impatient at times if others are not as quick or clever as you. While broad-minded overall, you can also be quite stubborn in your thinking. Work and daily routines need to change, even in small ways, in order to keep you interested and challenged. Many of you have a strong travel itch. Famous people born today: John Hurt, Graham Kerr, Francis Bacon, Diane Lane, Sam Cooke, Michael Hutchence, Linda Blair.
(Eh, don’t think I’m that intelligent but pretty accurate for everything else)
If You Were Born Today, November 30: You have the ability to light up a room when you enter it. Others gravitate to you naturally because you are very easy to like. Your charm is multi-layered. One of its main ingredients is your versatility. You love people and can easily imitate others, and your many faces appeal to many! As multi-talented and multi-faceted as you are, you are also very shrewd and determined. While you may seem to have a finger in many pies, you are not scattered in focus. Bored easily, you need movement and activity in your life in order to keep stimulated. The good news is you are capable of creating it, and don’t rely on others to entertain you. Famous people born today: Ben Stiller, Clay Aiken, Bo Jackson, Billy Idol, Dick Clark, Jonathan Swift, Mark Twain.
(Ohhoho, so right. >:D)
EVERYONE WATCH THIS NOW.
MY MIND IS BLOWN!
my head just blew up
I WANT TO DO THIS NOW BUT I WILL END UP KILLING MY FAMILY VIA DROWNING.
BRB DOING THIS!
Guess what i just did :D
My life has been changed to shitting bricks everyday
Mind fuck
OH MY GOD TRYING THIS TOMORROW
I NEED TO MASTER THIS BY TOMORROW NIGHT
O_o
OMG!!!!
swaggaliciouso-> Damn! I need to try this! :O
what is this wizardry.
Submitted by turtleslovehinnie
ampucha :)) WHOA
mind is blown
* A * SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME WITH SCIENCE. WATER PRESSURE BLAHBLAHBLAH ETC ETC.
This man is the ultimate troll. Hundreds of thousands will try this and all they will accomplish is spilling water on themselves LMAO.
Fucking brilliant. 11/10 would troll again etc.
LMFAO GODDAMN IT. Good thing I was too lazy to see if it was possible. A+, you got me bro.
One Woman A Cappella Disney Medley
86 days, 30+ looks/characters, 13 main songs, 13 “quoted” songs, 1 month to edit, recorded and edited by herself. Make up and costumes done by herself.
This has got to be one of the MOST incredible things I have ever set my eyeballs on…if you don’t watch this you are a fool.
I don’t know if I’m more amazed at her singing or all the looks she pulled off. *A*
ngl i totally lost it at “zero to hero”
“Go the Distance” did it for me. And I want to learn how to make those masks from eye make-up.
So amazing, seriously.
And now I want to rewatch a lot of Disney movies. Haha.
Will anyone take a moment to read this?
This is my brother Mikey.
He has autism, and his birthday party is tomorrow.
My parents and I love my brother so much, I just wished other people felt the same way.
His birthday parties with relatives have never spent time with him or given him a gift. As if he didn’t understand.
His best friend (who was paid) never came back to see him since the summer …
and since then, we’ve been trying to find him new friends to hang out with.
My mom starts crying because she wants the best for her boy.
Most people don’t want to be friends with someone who’s “too different”… but I want to challenge this.
I want to show my mom and my brother how much people care about him.
He’s not going to have a big party like most would at 17, I will be thanking God if three people show up.
But could you spare a post on your blog for him?
I know someone out there thinks he’s worth it.<3
Forever reblog for this sweet baby.
